Am I A Donkey?
The poker question every donk asks — finally answered.
Am I A Donkey?
The honest mirror
Every poker player tells two stories: the one at the table, and the one in their head. After enough rivers and bad beats, every donk wants to know which one is true.
So Donk built an app. It tracks every tournament, every cash, every donation. The Donkometer keeps your stats honest — somewhere between donkey and shark.
Log a game in 10 seconds
Buy-in, place, cash, done. No spreadsheets. No lying to yourself.
The Donkometer
One number from 0 to 100. Your truth, plotted between donkey and shark.
Venue stats
See which pub loves you and which one keeps eating your buy-in.
Am I A Donkey?
Every dollar in. Every dollar out. Honest.
“I was up this year. Wasn’t I?”
One screen, one truth. Net for the year, your bankroll trend, your last few seats. No more guessing whether the Tuesday game is paying for itself.
One number. The whole story.
Somewhere between donkey and shark. Most of us are fish.
The Donkometer takes your wins, losses, ITM rate, field strength and a dose of variance, and gives you one honest score. Watch it move every time you play. You can’t outrun the dial.
Am I A Donkey?
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We’ll ping you the day it hits the App Store. No spam. No scraping. Just the link.